Ok, so I decided to not go to bed right away. Instead, I decided to do this. I've seen it done before, so I thought, "Why not?" Anyway, it is called the Birthday Gospel. Since my birthday is... today (11-10), I looked up chapter 11, verse 10 in each of the Gospels. And here they are:
Matthew 11:10-"This is the one about whom it is written, 'See, I am sending my messenger ahead of you, who will prepare your way before you.'"
Mark 11:10-"Blessed is the coming kingdom of our ancestor David! Hosanna in the highest heaven!"
Luke 11:10-"For everyone who asks receives, and everyone who searches finds, and for everyone who knocks, the door will be opened."
John 11:10-"But those who walk at night stumble, because the light is not in them."
Yup, so that's the birthday Gospel for November 10th; my birthday and Martin Luther's birthday. Yeehaw.